Thursday, October 20, 2005

Continuing with the current trend, Canada has taken a giant symbolic leap by announcing its newly created semi-demi-hemisphere project in which it attempts to differentiate itself geographically from the USA, officially excusing itself from North America. "Something had to be done" said spokesperson for the project, Gerald McCauley "They were becoming a little more elephant than we could handle and/or want to be associated with." ...

Apparently the government is trying to cover this up so as to save relations with the US. The source site has crashed, or is at least no longer accessible, which is a real shame as these guys are awesome. Spread the word, support the cause! I vote we name our new semi-demi-hemisphere the Quarter Dome of Cool. Other names welcome in the comments. I'll see if I can find McCauley's email and send him the list.

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