Wednesday, March 23, 2005
An interesting conversation I had this afternoon that I thought was document worthy. Now that it has been documented, it seems a bit lacking. Perhaps I forgot some vital bits, but I'm pretty sure it is pretty accurate. No offence was meant, I was clearly joking about the babies.
Me: …Something, something… third wheel.
Mystery Person: I think the expression was originally ‘fifth wheel’.
Me: Fifth wheel? Are you sure? Third wheel sounds much better.
Mystery Person: Yeah, but a fifth wheel is completely useless.
Me: So is a third wheel.
Mystery Person: What about on a tricycle?
Me: Tricycle’s are stupid. Babies use them.
Mystery Person: So, everything babies use are stupid?
Me: Naturally. Babies are stupid.
Mystery Person: Hahaha!
Me: Pretty much everything they do is stupid.
Mystery Person: You're stupid. Eww! Babies do you!
Me: That’s disgusting!
Mystery Person: You’re disgusting.
Me: I wish.
*Maniacal laugher ensues*Fabulous prizes to the person who guesses the mystery person. The mystery person cannot win. Other restrictions may apply.